Satire story: Fans of Reunited Band Plead With Them To Not Release New Album

Aquinas' Anus, an 80s punk band that gained a small but dedicated fanbase throughout their seven-year career, recently reformed for a reunion tour, which has been critically acclaimed by hip websites and magazines once they Fans of Reunited Band Plead With Them To Not Release New AlbumSatire about

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