Satire story: "Fat Chain-smoking Parents Are National Treasures" Says Coalition

For a grotesque decade, Nanny-brained New Labour lectured the British public on the values of keeping slim and stopping smoking. Twerp Cabinet Ministers spent billions trying to persuade illiterate Big Brother obsessed, pork-scratching bloated UK... "Fat Chain-smoking Parents Are National Treasures" Says CoalitionSatire about

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