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With new cases of swine flu coming to light by the hour, the Los Angeles County Health Department (LACHD) issued a warning that the area's toilet water may no longer be safe, after one resident Fears Spread That Sick Man May Have Tainted Toilet Water With Swine FluSatire about

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