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The Featured Writer selection process has finally been revealed by editor Mark Lowton at Spoof Towers. He told us "Monkey Woods seems to think that the Featured Writer is somehow randomly selected by the computer, once Featured Writer Selection Process Finally RevealedSatire about

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Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......