Satire story: Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian Terrorists

Department Of Homeland (Illusion Of) Security officials have told Texas authorities to watch for a members of Somalia based terrorist group who may be coming to Texas through the completely unsecured border with Mexico. The Government Federal Government Tells Texas Authorities To Be On Alert For Somalian TerroristsSatire about

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