Satire story: Fergie To Take Up Door To Door Sales

The irrepressibly disgraced Duchess of York is to take up direct sales in a bid to capitalize on her newly emerged skills at raffling off next to useless merchandise over wine and a fag. The Duchess, Fergie To Take Up Door To Door SalesSatire about

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You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......