Satire story: Fired American Idol Judge Ellen Degeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her. "This didn't feel like the right fit for me," Fired American Idol Judge Ellen Degeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My PortiaSatire about

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