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Supervillains like to locate their headquarters in places like the bottom of the ocean or the middle of a mountain, because those places are hard to locate and have strong natural defenses. So many of Five Bad Locations For A Supervillain's HeadquartersSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......