Satire story: 'French Sluts Row' As Iran Slags Off Carla Bruni Sarkozy

Tehran - (Stone-the-Crows!): The official Iranian PR organ Khayan has rubbished Madame Sarkozy, calling her a prostitute for doing what First Ladies do best. An editorial this week lambasted Carla Bruni's easy virtue for calling 'French Sluts Row' As Iran Slags Off Carla Bruni SarkozySatire about

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