Satire story: Freshman Orientation For Congress Begins; Past Instructors Give The Skinny

Newly elected members of the U.S. Congress are meeting this week to get some education about their forthcoming jobs. Gail Farrelly, investigative reporter at The Spoof, interviewed some instructors of these orientation sessions from Freshman Orientation For Congress Begins; Past Instructors Give The SkinnySatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....