Satire story: Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.

Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.Satire about

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