Satire story: Geek Certificates

Here are three certificates which you can use for those special occassions in a geek's life. Just print them out, fill in the relevant information and hand them out. There, you've just made a geek's Geek CertificatesSatire about

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The world moves pretty fast around you and you must learn to slow it down to a reasonable pace. Much of this can be d......