Satire story: 'Genital Warts Ruining Her Vocal Chords' Theory As Susan Boyle Pulls Out Early From Bribed of Britain Awards

London - (Premature Exacerbation Mess): She was to have sung 'Hound Dog' for Monday's Daily Smrearer-sponsored ceremony in front of Charles and Camilla. But an emergency check-up on a sore throat has found a cluster of 'Genital Warts Ruining Her Vocal Chords' Theory As Susan Boyle Pulls Out Early From Bribed of Britain AwardsSatire about

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