Satire story: Geordie Joy As Newcastle United Return To The Premier League

The streets of Newcastle were tonight awash with celebrating Geordies as they saluted the Magpies return to the Premier League, the place where they belong apparently. Among the revellers were celebrity supporters including Ant and Dec, Geordie Joy As Newcastle United Return To The Premier LeagueSatire about

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