Satire story: Get Me Out of Here!

Lembit Opaque, former Liberal Democrat MP, taking part in the latest 'I Was a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here', has suffered a snake bite. 'That is not fair' said Lembit 'I wasn't elected in Get Me Out of Here!Satire about

Pisces horoscope

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......