Satire story: Get Out of My Way, My Kids Probably Have Swine Flu

After reading the title of my newest column, you might want to call me Rude Rhonda instead of Nancy Normal! All kidding aside, I do understand that urge, but don\'t let my joke fool you: Get Out of My Way, My Kids Probably Have Swine FluSatire about

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Position yourself well, for the revolution is almost here. Try to avoid being too close to walls. You are not a sham,......