Satire story: Get Rich Or Die Crying

I stirred slightly when the dolphin swam on its back and attempted to lick the million dollar lotion from its face but I looked down and had only a slight erection. Get Rich Or Die CryingSatire about

Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......