Satire story: Ghost of J.d. Salinger To Sue, Haunt Any Paper That Publishes News of Reclusive Writer's Death

As reclusive in death as in life, J.D. Salinger, the famed author of Catcher in the Rye and probably some other books, has refused to allow the press to acknowledge that the writer died at Ghost of J.d. Salinger To Sue, Haunt Any Paper That Publishes News of Reclusive Writer's DeathSatire about

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The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato......