Satire story: Giant Asteroid Expected To Smash Into Gulf of Mexico Oil Volcano

Houston, TX-- A 10-mile wide asteroid is expected to rocket through the atmosphere this afternoon and hit the Gulf of Mexico. The asteroid is heading right for the oil volcano and should be just Giant Asteroid Expected To Smash Into Gulf of Mexico Oil VolcanoSatire about

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