Satire story: Giant Piranha Found In Chip Shop!

Mr Syril Oilslik, proprietor of Fresh Fish & Chips Of Folkstone, had a shock when he pulled a Piranha out of his fryer. "It leapt off the scoop and went over the counter attacking one Giant Piranha Found In Chip Shop!Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......