Satire story: Gillian Anderson's Head Explodes, Becomes An X-file

Hollywood, CA-- Actress Gillian Anderson's head spontaneously exploded today after her climate-change movie was yanked from an environmental website. The rapidly aging star was listed in satisfactory condition at a local hospital. Ms. Gillian Anderson's Head Explodes, Becomes An X-fileSatire about

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