Satire story: Girl Kidnapped In 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" For Past 18 Years

Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her Girl Kidnapped In 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" For Past 18 YearsSatire about

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