Satire story: Girls Aloud Split; Cheryl Cole To Join Black Eyed Peas

All-girls group Girls Aloud have today announced they have decided to go their separate ways. In what has been described in various media outlets as a "break up", the band members are said to be Girls Aloud Split; Cheryl Cole To Join Black Eyed PeasSatire about

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