Satire story: Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After All

Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has made the biggest mistake of his career, not only on his last festival, but on the 50th anniversary. After being given the 'best problem in the world' of U2 pulling out Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After AllSatire about

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