Satire story: Glenn Beck Going Blind: God's Conservative Big-mouth Smite-trifecta Is 2/3 Complete

God has showed the Conservative Pundit-world His smiting Pimp-Hand, as revealed when Right Wing dickbag Glenn Beck said he has learned he has Macular Dystrophy, and could go blind within a year. Speaking before a crowd Glenn Beck Going Blind: God's Conservative Big-mouth Smite-trifecta Is 2/3 CompleteSatire about

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