Satire story: God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Jesus H. Christ, speaking for God, has made a shocking announcement, in light of Oscar-winner Michael Douglas' sad diagnosis of throat cancer. "My Father has decided that We will noy sit idly by," said Christ, 38, God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.Satire about

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