Satire story: 'Goody-bye England's Woes' Plea As Elton John Does A Runner
London - (Last Frights Mess): Despite weeks of frenetic PR cajoling to play his seminal 'Goody-bye England's Woes' tribute at Jade Goody's forthcoming reality tv funeral Elton John has mysteriously vanished. The entertainer had been 'Goody-bye England's Woes' Plea As Elton John Does A RunnerSatire aboutTaurus horoscope
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