Satire story: Google Unveils New Mission Statement

California (mn) - After hours trading on Google (GOOG) drove the shares of the Internet search firm up nearly 20% to $761.82. That's $123.19 change since markets closed this afternoon. The spike was driven on Google Unveils New Mission StatementSatire about

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