Satire story: Gov. Thompson Quits, Beats Scrappleface Prediction

BREAKING... (2007-08-13) -- Gov. Tommy Thompson drops his presidential bid today, triumphantly declaring that he beat the ScrappleFace prediction of his campaign\'s longevity by "more than a month." Gov. Thompson Quits, Beats Scrappleface PredictionSatire about

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