Satire story: Government's Star Wars Program Can't Compete With Movie

As people pack the cinemas to view the latest of the Star Wars Movie franchise, officials in the Bush Administration are putting pressure on the military to get their similarly titled Missile Defense Program up Government's Star Wars Program Can't Compete With MovieSatire about

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