Satire story: Gravitational Pull of "Super Moon" Causes 5 Ships To Run Aground Off Isle of Wight

A series of freak phenomenon have taken place on the Isle of Wight due to the recent supermoon which has recently caused everyone on the Isle of Wight to go bonkers. The recent full Gravitational Pull of "Super Moon" Causes 5 Ships To Run Aground Off Isle of WightSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......