London - (Crude Mess): Globules of the dark slime began appearing this morning as ex-BP CEO Lord Browne prayed fervently beside the Diana shrine.
The bastard son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan left the UK
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Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen......