Satire story: Gulf Spill Update- Bp Explores The Nuclear Option

After multiple failures in it's attempts to plug it's out of control deep sea oil well in the Gulf of Mexico, BP has announced that it has begun a Gulf Spill Update- Bp Explores The Nuclear OptionSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....