Satire story: Gyllenhaal Approached For Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Original producers for the controversial film have approached Jake Gyllenhaal about a sequel featuring his character on a memory-lane camping trip back to the mountain, only to be visited by the ghostly embodiment of Heath Gyllenhaal Approached For Brokeback Mountain SequelSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....