Satire story: Hank's In Christmas Rant

Former Hollywood 'Golden Boy' Tom Hanks, has waded in to the current row over the traditional Christmas. Hanks, who has fathered well over 50 children and is best known for his recurring role in the Hank's In Christmas RantSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....