Satire story: Happy Iraqiversary!

Man, St. Patrick's day followed by the three-year Iraqiversary -- I'm still holidazed! St. Patty's was okay, I guess. Laura dyed my milk green and everything, but... Happy Iraqiversary!Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......