Satire story: Harper Holding His Breath Until He Gets An Election

Leader of the Official Opposition Stephen Harper will be holding his breath in the foyer of the House of Commons for the foreseeable future. According to one of his aides, the Conservative leader plans to Harper Holding His Breath Until He Gets An ElectionSatire about

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You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....