Satire story: Have Aliens Taken Over Our Pubs?

Lukewarm speculation is gathering momentum amongst the hospitality industry as to the nature of a new pub phenomenon - the 'silent drinker'. Landlords and bar staff across the country are increasingly reporting on this astonishing Have Aliens Taken Over Our Pubs?Satire about

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