Satire story: Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody of One Breast

The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody of One BreastSatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......