Satire story: Heaven To Televise Jade Goody's Arrival. Camera Fire-proofed 'Just In Case'!

Saint Peter's Gate - Saint Peter has revealed that a lucrative and exclusive television rights deal has been struck to have a live feed high-def camera at the Pearly Gates upon Ms. Goody's pending arrival. Heaven To Televise Jade Goody's Arrival. Camera Fire-proofed 'Just In Case'!Satire about

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