Satire story: "Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes In Son's Interview

A 'helicopter mom' crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at "Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes In Son's InterviewSatire about

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Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......