Satire story: Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!
BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!Satire aboutVirgo horoscope
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