Satire story: Her Madge Says Susan Boyle Must Be Honoured

Following her 57th consecutive reading of a Queen's Speech and the first to be written for her by a Coalition Government, Her Madge had a few words with the PM in the Robing Room at Her Madge Says Susan Boyle Must Be HonouredSatire about

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