Satire story: Heskey: "What The Feck Am I Doing In The England Squad?"

Wigan 'star' Emile Heskey has launched a blistering attack on England manager Steve McClaren, questioning the ex-Boro man's squad selection and calling for him to be sacked just days ahead of crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers. Heskey: "What The Feck Am I Doing In The England Squad?"Satire about

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