Satire story: Hey! What's A Matter You?

Next time you're in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don't be too surprised as he's most likely a man from the Hey! What's A Matter You?Satire about

Pisces horoscope

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....