Satire story: Hideous Astrology For Chelsea's Big Day
New York - (Portents): Astrologers are warning that Saturday's baleful Mars/Saturn conjunction in the sign of Libra opposes Aries' Moon/Jupiter/Uranus trifects as the Clinton nuptials circus hits Astor Courts in Rhinebck, New York State. "Take it... Hideous Astrology For Chelsea's Big DaySatire aboutVirgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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