Satire story: Hillary Vows To Press On In Face of North Carolina, Indiana Primary Setbacks

Raleigh, North Carolina, May 7, 2008 -- Hillary Clinton told a crowd of several enthusiastic supporters tonight, "damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" after early results indicated she had lost the North Carolina primary election Hillary Vows To Press On In Face of North Carolina, Indiana Primary SetbacksSatire about

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