Satire story: Hog Jaw Buggy Whip And Button Hook Factory To Close

Hog Jaw AR: Mayor Titus received a letter today from Secretary of Defense Robert Gates informing the town that the US Armed Forces will no longer be purchasing Buggy Whips and Button Hooks for the Hog Jaw Buggy Whip And Button Hook Factory To CloseSatire about

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