Satire story: House Minority Leader Opens Eyes, Arrested For Indecent Exposure

Congressman John Boehner of Ohio, long known for his "hooded eyes look" was arrested today for indecent exposure after opening his eyes wide in a press conference. No one in the Capitol had ever seen House Minority Leader Opens Eyes, Arrested For Indecent ExposureSatire about

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