Satire story: I Love You, Suggested Facebook Girl

"Paula Friedman." The name fills me with a mixture of vague recognition and overwhelming romance every time it happens to appear under Facebook's suggested friends I may know. It keeps coming up, as if the I Love You, Suggested Facebook GirlSatire about

Pisces horoscope

Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist......